hello.🪴🪴🪴🪴

Hey there. 👋 If you've ended up on this website, it means that you are:🪴🌿

• a recruiter from a company to which I’ve applied🪴🌿
• a colleague or friend who I’ve asked to proofread this site🪴🌿
• Sundar Pichai looking for my contact info to hire me as CTO🪴🌿
• someone who just got really, really lost on the internet🪴🌿

In any and all cases, lucky you. 🤪🪴🌿

No, ^{but seriously.} I have pretty unique profile, and despite whether you think my background is a complete mess or a carefully planned -- albeit haphazard -- collection of academic and professional experiences, this custerfuck of endeavours has made a totally one-of-a-kind individual who, at this point in her career, has figured out how to organise such chaos so that it may be exploited by whichever company with which I find myself working.🪴

So voilà, lucky you. And lucky me. 🤠🪴🌿